Chelsea’s 08/09 home GK shirt is all part of Abramovich’s and Kenyon’s plan to build the ultimate success machine in football.

Last year Chelsea used ‘electric yellow’ away kits to give their players an advantage while playing away from home - after all, if the opposition was blinded, how could they take the ball away?

This year they’ve traded in the yellow on the away kit for orange on the 3rd kit (european advantage) and added an orange goalkeeper kit whose sole purpose will be to distract strikers long enough for Terry to spit at them (oops…)

Jokes aside, it’s a decent top. No, really…

Buy your Chelsea 08/09 home goalie kit here.